Holy jeez, we give you a beast, but get some vitamin C and you're coming down in three, two, and...

Elliott, today on 32 Thoughts the Podcast, we will roll through all 32 teams and where they are in advance of the trade deadline.

We will start with the buyer's conference, the East, and then transition to the seller's conference, the West, once again.

Eastern Octagon, yes.

32 Thoughts the Podcast is presented by GMC and the new Sierra AT4X and we are off and running.

Let's get through this as quickly and efficiently and profoundly to some as we can.

We'll start in the Atlantic with the Boston Bruins, where they answer.

They're at the top of the NHL, why do you ask?

They are the owners of the most recent goalie goal in the national hockey league.

Oh, that was so great!

Pumps it ahead, it's deflected to the left.

All Mark's going to try it, he shoots up the middle, fall away there!

He scores!

Linus Allmark, grab that puck, took a look, settled it, and then sizzle it up the middle and down.

Oh, goalie goal, Bruins three, connects one with 47 seconds left.

All Mark's going to skate by the bench and give everybody high fives.

The bench is going nuts.

Perfect shot, too, absolutely a perfect shot.

By the way, I thought about Jake Allen because I know that Jake Allen wants to check that box before he's done.

When he shot that, I can see Jake Allen going, oh, another one.

I got to be next.

Anyway, Bruins.

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