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We'll start your day off, Swirlie. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Friday. Yeah, that's right. You made to the end of the week. Congratulations. Patch yourself on the back, girl. Hey, Jack, do you dirt. Happy Friday. That's a good one. This was a long week. Oh, so funny.

I feel like it was a short week. And like because yesterday was just sort of like backyard barbecue vibes, I really felt like yesterday was Friday night. It was no, Friday. I'm being positive. Friday. And so today I was like, oh, it's giving Saturday. Yeah. I guess it is giving Saturday because we have like a fun day planned where it's actually like the toast is getting away of like the day. You know, like because it feels like a weekend day. I would agree with that. Like it already feels like the weekend. Except it's not because I have important things to do today. I have to go get my thumb stimulated like appointment number two of the week. Remember when I said I was like feeling stuff? I'm not anymore. So like I need another appointment. Okay. We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really fun. Yeah. We've got to do the turst.

Yeah. Remember when I said I was like feeling stuff? I'm not anymore. So like I need another appointment. Okay. We're recording a Patreon episode, which will be really fun.

Yeah. We've got to do the turst. Yeah. So just like... Was that it? That's a lot. No, that is a lot. And then we can get on to like the fun portion of the day, the activities portion. I didn't watch any TV last night besides the Knit Games.

Like, I don't have anything to contribute to the TV recap if there was anything to watch.

I don't think that there was.

I mean, we were just like barbecuing and celebrating all day yesterday. Right. Shout out to my almost queenie of the week, but somebody else took your spot. My sister, Jax, for throwing such a gorgeous first birthday party. We had like a backyard barbecue yesterday with like a little bounce house. Jackie got a cake. She put up signs. The theme was disco because we were grooven with Rubin. The theme was grooving with Rubin. It was so cute. It was literally the best day of my personal life, like better than any birthday I've ever had. So it was amazing. And it's queenie material. But unfortunately, you'll see. Somebody unseeded you. Oh, okay. That's fine. what was I going to say about? Oh, so we were saying how, like, Ruby definitely, like, felt special. Special. Like, he probably doesn't understand the concept of birthday, but like, you wonder if, like, on their special day, do they know that it's a special day? Yeah. And that's all I ever want for, like, a child's first birthday is, like like today is unlike any other day like it's very

special and there's just an awareness that like oh today was different and it was lovely was all about

me it was so special we got great presents I didn't have to buy anything I just want to say another

almost queenie but again somebody else took her spot I need to give a moment to Shannon Ford

Shannon Ford is literally one of the best friends I've ever had. So I'm not home right now, but I know that I got a bunch of packages, and I know that one of them was a gift from Shannon for Ruby's birthday, which is so sweet from Bergdorf. I don't know what it is yet, but I know that I saw that I got a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. Like she doesn't live in the city and like just so nice just and you don't need to. Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday.

She's like, I have a package for you.

It's from Shrude. out a notification that I have a box. She's so thoughtful. Like she doesn't live in the city and like just so nice to send you don't need to.

Lo and behold, Olivia comes to the barbecue yesterday.

She's like, I have a package for you. It's from Shannon. Like what? Shannon sent me like 10 of the cutest baby like smocked outfits. She's thoughtful enough to send them. I don't even know how she knew I was going to be in Florida. Like insane.

She's so thoughtful and like it makes me feel like the worst friend ever.

It's literally like I can't take her.

Like I seriously can't take her. Florida. Like insane. She's so thoughtful and like it makes me feel like the worst friend ever.

It's literally like I can't take her. Like I know what it is. I seriously can't take her queen of

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