Dead Teeth & Golden Showers with Sarah Schauer

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 29 June 2021

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Have you ever wanted to hear a story about the perils of making out with hot strangers while having dead teeth? Of course you have. Enter Sarah Schauer: YouTuber, actor, copywriter, ex-Viner, and meme-generator-extraordinaire. Listen as Trixie and Katya constantly face the acknowledgement of their own mortality as they speak with a millennial about 40-year-old movies and cultural references. Also, neck-fat. Follow Sarah: @SarahSchauer Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To listen to our podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Alright, welcome back to another riveting episode of The Balls on the Beautiful with
0:08.7	Trixi Mattel, Katya Zamo, and a wonderfully special guest today we have. Got to close that
0:14.1	door. Oh, you didn't have to do it, I'm sorry. They, they incredibly helpful and beautiful
0:23.0	Sarah Shower. Sarah Shower everybody. Hey guys. How are you doing here? Do you incorporate
0:28.4	a lot of shower puns into your act? It's not like I want to. They just kind of come up.
0:34.0	They happen. My high school nickname was Golden Shower because I was blonde. But a lot
0:38.7	of people called me Golden Shower. Like people didn't know that my last name was Shower.
0:42.0	So they just thought I was the person who like being peed on. Oh, piss girl. Yeah.
0:46.3	Piss girl. Yeah. It's like love a girl, but piss. Do you know the song? Shower the people
0:52.6	you love. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it's a great song. Yeah. Shower the girl and that golden
0:58.9	piss baby. Somebody told me everything before like you're gonna have a talk show and it's
1:02.5	gonna be like in the shower with Sarah Shower. And it's because you just just lezzed
1:06.6	now. Yeah. Or Golden Hour with Sarah Shower. Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm gonna do a YouTube
1:12.0	video where I recreate Olivia Rodriguez's sour album, but I'm gonna put shower on my
1:16.0	song. Oh my god. You know, she, okay, I'm just gonna talk about it. She asked to come on
1:23.0	my YouTube channel a few months ago. And I was like, I don't know who that is. I just
1:27.0	want to do my own thing right now. This one. Olivia Rodriguez. I was like, Olivia Rodriguez.
1:32.4	She asked to come on my channel. And I was like, she's a pretty famous. Yeah, literally
1:36.5	two weeks later, no more song in the planet. And I was like, on the planet. Yeah. Somebody
1:40.0	on the pod that neither of us really knew it was a really scary experience. So we were
1:43.3	traumatizing. I don't want to say it was somebody we didn't really know. And it was just a
1:46.9	weird vibe. I was like, I don't want to have people on the planet. I'll say, I mean,
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