Dead Ringers: Ep1. Keir vs Kemi
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
BBC
4.1 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 19 June 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
The iconic impressions show returns to lampoon the week’s biggest headlines. This week World Cup fever, Government resignations and a Downing Street haunting keep the cast busy.
Starring Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Lewis Macleod, Duncan Wisbey and Jess Robinson.
Executive Producer: James Robinson Produced by Jon Holmes Production Co-ordinator: Giulia Lopes Mazzu
A BBC Studios Production
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
| 0:07.0 | My name's Steve Bracknell, a sister manager at Royal Oak FC. |
| 0:12.0 | You may have seen me online with Vinyl. Vinyl sensation. |
| 0:16.3 | And now the BBC have given me the chance to set the footballing world banter rights. |
| 0:22.4 | VAR. If we analyse everything for five minutes, you'll always find a fault way. |
| 0:27.2 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:28.3 | We're going to claim back the beautiful game. |
| 0:30.6 | Games got the Steve Bracknell podcast. |
| 0:33.6 | Listen on BBC Sounds. |
| 0:36.5 | People of Britain. This is your Prime Minister for now. |
| 0:43.7 | Depending on how bad the potholes are in Makerfield. |
| 0:48.3 | In recent days, certain reprehensible individuals have sought to create panic, chaos and disorder in this country, |
| 0:58.4 | to foster division for their own ends. |
| 1:02.7 | Neighbour has turned upon neighbour. |
| 1:06.1 | Appeals for calm have been ignored. |
| 1:08.9 | But my message to those responsible |
| 1:12.4 | is clear. |
| 1:14.5 | Up yours, John Healy. |
| 1:19.2 | I never liked you. |
| 1:22.3 | And I've already turned your resignation |
| 1:24.6 | letter into a paper aeroplane, |
| 1:27.1 | thus doubling the UK's air defences. |
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