Dead Ringers - Christmas Specials 2021 - Episode 1

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

The team delve into what really happened at Downing Street last Christmas, the real source of the Omicron variant, and follow Boris and Carrie’s baby’s first day at her new job. Performed by Jon Culshaw, Lewis Macleod, Jan Ravens, Debra Stephenson and Duncan Wisbey. Written by Nev Fountain & Tom Jamieson, Laurence Howarth, Ed Amsden & Tom Coles, Edward Tew, Rob Darke, Natasha Dhanraj and Cody Dahler. Producer: Bill Dare Production Coordinator: Caroline Barlow A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:06.6	As you've watched, people of Britain,
0:08.4	this is your Prime Minister, still somehow.
0:11.2	Now, like you, I was disgusted by something
0:13.8	we all saw this week on our TV screens.
0:16.2	Yes, you know what I'm talking about,
0:17.5	the smirking and giggling from Kierstarma,
0:19.7	as he asked me question after question at PMQ's
0:22.4	about a Downey Street party which I can assure you
0:25.0	did not take place.
0:26.4	And while it wasn't taking place,
0:27.8	I certainly didn't strip naked and sing
0:29.7	high-hoesilver lining on the karaoke.
0:31.7	How dare the leader of the opposition play politics
0:34.6	with this issue?
0:35.6	He should be playing Twister or Statues
0:37.3	or Pinnetale and the Donkey.
0:38.8	Some of the great games we played at the party
0:40.5	incidentally, of which I am suddenly reminded
0:43.1	did not take place.
0:44.1	What's going on?
0:46.4	Jesus, Mary and Joseph and the weed donkey.
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