Dead Ringers - Christmas Specials 2020 - Episode 1

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Topical satire from Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Lewis McLeod, Debra Stephenson and Duncan Wisbey. The writing squad for the series: Tom Jamieson and Nev Fountain, Laurence Howarth, Sarah Campbell, Ed Amsden and Tom Coles, James Bugg, Jeffrey Aidoo, Alex Hardy. Producer: Bill Dare. A BBC Studios Production Download the best satirical comedy from Radio 4, every Friday. Features The News Quiz, The Now Show and Dead Ringers.

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:07.2	People of Britain, this is your Prime Minister.
0:10.4	Like Lucius Priscus fresh from the Battle of Trio in 588 BC,
0:15.8	I have returned from Brussels with glorious news.
0:19.4	I achieved nothing.
0:22.1	Fwa.
0:22.9	And don't think that was easy.
0:24.4	After all, as Brexiters have been telling you since 2016,
0:28.5	this was the easiest deal in history.
0:31.5	We held all the cards.
0:33.0	Mr. Bun the Baker, Mrs. Chip the Carpenter's wife,
0:35.6	and Mr. Delirium Tremens the landlord.
0:38.1	Now this united kingdom can prosper mightily,
0:41.4	as we embrace all the positives that no deal has to offer.
0:46.5	Positive that we're going to be stuck in 50 mile tail backs
0:49.4	by a lorry parking Kent on the way to Calais.
0:52.0	Positive, roaming charges will be back for next year's summer holidays
0:55.4	and positive that the shelves will be empty come January.
0:59.2	Cut loose from the shackles of EU tyranny,
1:02.1	we're free to cut swashbuckling trade deals
1:05.2	with the likes of the Falklands, Gernsey, the Faroe Islands,
1:08.4	and that place Borat comes from.
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