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Well I must say it is an absolute delight to be back at the helm with you.

Looking as there, I've had a shampoo with a water cannon, but that is always the case.

And what better way to inject some optimism and positivity into the morale of this nation than to announce as we begin to

contemplate the loosening of some of the harshest measures of this lockdown time.

What better way to make people feel harshest measures of this lockdown time.

What better way to make people feel highly jubilant

than to announce first that the rubbish tips are going to open.

Let's get the recycling places up and running, up the rubbish tips,

Licks to a lux, nilsatiz, niecy optimum, some Latin there, I don't know what it means, but

thah. Now that actually was a real government announcement today about household waste collection sites reopening in the next few weeks.

It wasn't the real Boris Johnson. It was of course the amazing impressionist John Kohlshaw,

who's going to be doing a load more impressions for us at the end of this episode of the

Corona virus newscast.

The Coronavirus News Cost from the BBC.

What is this virus?

How does it spread? How do we protect ourselves and our loved ones?

I got some test results back for coronavirus and it came back positive.

We're just kind of trying to feel our way into this new normal.

I must level with you, we level with the British public.

More families, many more families, are going to lose loved ones before their time.

Relax, we're doing great.

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