Dead Ringers - 22nd July

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2022

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Topical satire show, featuring characters drawn from the worlds of celebrity and politics.

Transcript

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:09.2	Ah, a planet, dreaming with life.
0:13.4	Battles, heat waves and golf the planet,
0:16.0	so humanity faces its toughest challenge yet.
0:20.6	In my new series, I told you so.
0:24.4	LAUGHTER
0:28.0	Oh, if only someone had been making documentaries warning us this would happen.
0:33.8	Oh, wait, I have four sixty years!
0:39.2	Would you listen? No.
0:41.6	You were just looking at the funny penguins, weren't you?
0:45.2	Well, there's not going to be any more penguins.
0:48.0	There's not going to be anything.
0:49.8	Just hot dust.
0:51.4	And good luck making a series about that.
0:54.4	Planet Dust.
0:56.2	I don't think so, mate.
0:58.6	Across this six-part series, I'll be pointing at wildfires across Europe,
1:03.8	shrugging my shoulders and going,
1:05.6	Ah, do you see now, Thicco?
1:10.0	So enjoy the series.
1:12.2	Or don't. I don't care anymore.
1:14.8	I'm going to kick back, smoke a big cigar,
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