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This is today with Martha Carney.

Andic Robinson.

A parliamentary committee has said babies should be banned from the Commons chamber as they can be distracting. Boris Johnson approved of the move.

How am I meant to concentrate when I'm worrying the whole time that it could be another one of mine?

Mr Johnson revealed that he wanted to build a £150,000 tree house in the grounds of checkers.

Who says he's doing nothing to tackle the housing crisis among the young?

On Monday, a government plane carrying Boris Johnson and his wife Carrie touched down in Rwanda.

We knew those by-election losses were bad, but we didn't realise the Tories were quite that mad at him.

Also in Rwanda, the Commonwealth Conference was Prince Charles deputising for the Queen.

It's a sensible move. As at one stage, I find lifting suitcases stuffed with a million smackers far too long.

Number 10 expressed disbelief at reports, Prince Charles accepted a suitcase filled with cash, saying it doesn't realise how many bottles of booze he could have got in there.

At a second meeting, shake a mard handed Charles another million in cash.

We were all quite legitimate. All that cash was just about three packs of Dutchy original ginger biscuits.

And an organic tea off of me. The million-bellied covenants still much cheaper than wadries.

Wimbledon now, and Andy Murray has crashed out of the second round of the tournament.

Subarca joins us now. What are the implications?

Well, profound implications indeed, especially for the man next to me, Nick.

Hello. This is Graham. He's the one who awkwardly shouts out,

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