I'd just like to tell you about a podcast that I've been doing with my friend Brian Cox.

I'm Robinins. Welcome to The Infinite Monkey Cage.

What we're doing in this new series, Sharks, fungi, bees versus wasps.

We're going to explain how bees explode, why wasps don't explode,

before we then climb into a Supervolcano metaphorically.

So, if you'd like to hear about the magnificence and strangeness of the universe

and all the wonders that lie within, listen to The Infinite Monkey Cage.

And you can listen to the whole series before anyone else

when you listen on BBC Sounds.

People of Britain, this is your XPM.

A man unjustly convicted by a cruel totalitarian regime.

Now I know how Nazanine Zagari Radcliffe felt when she got banged up in Iran.

I've written to the Foreign Secretary about my plight, but I've got no response.

Typical Tory government, not caring about injustice.

How dare they accuse me of lying about illegal parties and all-night booze-ups?

Who do they think they are? My ex-wives?

The people I will miss most are my loyal constituents in, no, don't tell me,

I know this one, eh?

It's an ox bridge. Ah, that's the one.

But have no fear.

Buzzer's already plotting a return to frontline politics

for the party that clearly, so desperately, needs some buzzer magic, the SMP.

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