Dead Player Battleship - Adrian Peterson - Part 1

Crime in Sports

James Pietragallo & Jimmie Whisman

Comedy, True Crime

4.9 • 26.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2026

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

This week, we celebrate episode 500!! We look at one of the greatest players to ever play his position, in NFL history. He has countless accolades, to attest to his football prowess. Only problem is, he also had quite the prowess for ending up in handcuffs. We start with his difficult, and sometimes tragic childhood, only to see him overcome these things. He also seems to believe that he's possibly above the law, which will make for crazy times!!

Choose a location, so you can play "Dead Player Battleship", featuring horrible quarterbacks, realize that seeing your brother be killed, in front of you, would mess anyone up, and decide to NEVER hit a child, especially if it isn't even yours with Adrian Peterson - Part 1!!

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0:00.0	Hello, everybody, and welcome back to crime and sports.
0:24.1	Yay!
0:26.0	Oh, yay indeed, Jimmy.
0:27.7	Yay indeed.
0:28.8	My name is James Petrogalo.
0:30.3	I'm here with my co-host.
0:31.6	I'm Jimmy Wiseman.
0:33.0	Thank you, folks, so much for joining us today on our 500th episode.
0:38.1	What?
0:38.8	We are excited as can be to get to 500.
0:41.5	We, who would have thought we'd got to get to 500?
0:44.8	I mean, it's crazy.
0:46.3	500 pieces of shit.
0:47.8	500 of us assholes talking bullshit about athletes.
0:52.3	So about people who could kick the shit out of us.
0:54.5	500 and we're still here, which is pretty impressive, I got to say.
0:58.3	We started in a living room in a shitty two-bedroom apartment and a terrible environment with bad mics and everything else.
1:06.0	And now we're here with episode 500 and we couldn't be more excited.
1:10.3	Definitely you should head over to shut up and give me murder.com.
1:13.9	Get your number one, get all your merchandise.
1:16.3	There's tons of shirts and bugs and skateboards and shower curtains and anything you could imagine.
1:21.8	Hats now, all sorts of shit.
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