Bones will rattle, stairs will creak.

Your outcomes looking pretty bleak.

Thunder booms and lightning crashes, leaving boots filled with ashes.

As we lay you down to rest, we read the pages of the Dead Man's Digest.

Now, I'm going to the story. Hello, everyone, and welcome to an impromptu edition of The Dead Man's Digest, brought to you by

the unofficial Universal Orlando podcast. Now, anybody who's been listening to the show for

any length of time

will know that Tracy I and the kids are heading over to Universal Orlando next year in time

for, or well, for the last week of Halloween Horror Nights 25. And the premise for this show is

we took the kids to Scarborough recently and did a really bad haunted house out there.

And Jade came out crying and it

kind of prompted us to go oh crap I think we need to do some stuff over here before we

introduce Jade to Halloween horror nights now anybody who's listened to my recent appearance on

at Nixie RT on the season pass will know one of my guests tonight. But I contacted my good friend

Lee. Say hello Lee. Hiya. You're right. Yes, thank you. Thanks for joining us. I will introduce

the other one in a second. And Lee actually runs a couple of scare mazes in the UK. So we decided

that we would introduce Jade into these and have Halloween week of doing some scares and stuff.

So that's where it comes in.

And we really enjoyed ourselves and decided from that point that putting out something that was very different to Halloween Horror Nights that we thought you guys would be interested in as well.

So Lee's kindly joined me on his good lady wife, Sarah as well. Sarah, say hello.

Hi.

I can see how this is going to go already and I've been warned.

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