Dead Hooker Enlightenment

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2019

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Sidney Gantt is a man to emulate and we did our best to figure out what goes into making that kind of person. Hint: a dead hooker.

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0:00.0	it's the calm before the storm
0:02.3	I can fit
0:04.3	do you feel her buzzing
0:05.1	it's jit's miss eve
0:07.3	jitsm's eve yeah
0:09.3	do you feel it
0:10.2	I do feel it in the year
0:11.4	the hear a hum
0:12.2	definite buzz there's sirens
0:13.8	it sounds a lot like a fire engine
0:16.2	it's all the ambulance is getting ready
0:18.2	for the people to have to roll with you two guys tomorrow
0:20.2	oh dude god I have that two or three out there stack them up dude It's all the ambulances getting ready for the people to have to roll with you two guys tomorrow. Oh, dear God.
0:22.3	We have that two or three out there.
0:23.9	Stack them up, dude.
0:25.3	Two or three body bags deep.
0:27.2	Just load them into the fucking truck.
0:30.5	The ambulances are just going to play drowning pool with the bodies hit the floor instead of the actual ambulance now.
0:35.3	They're going to be all spread out in the parking lot like a fucking guy's parking lot in my neighborhood in the middle of the actual ambulance now. They're going to be all spread out in the parking lot, like a fucking Asian guys in a
0:38.5	McDonald's parking lot in my neighborhood in the middle of the night.
0:42.7	Just like hood's open, revving their engines, blasting their sirens.
0:46.6	I can't fucking wait.
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