Before, I do, I did something did come up on my Twitter feed today.

A quote from an article in the Wall Street Journal.

25% of my life have been working for Walmart, he said.

I just wanted something that kind of showed where I had been and what I'd done in my life.

Like pulling an all-nighter at the office, a company tattoo can signify devotion in a way that impresses colleagues and breeds trust with clients.

Holy shit.

Yeah. like hitman style that's so good like you grow up like a chowlin monk in the like walmart training facility where you're bred like you have

no parents like you have no purpose but to serve number 47

it's it's the um that's the only way that we can compete with robots is because we have like

soft tattooable skin you know it's like where it's like this is what this says to me this the

practice of getting a company logo tattooed on you is basically like the last ditch effort of trying to save your relationship by having a kid or getting your like partner's name tattooed on you.

There's actually another way we can compete with robots, which is that we are dumber than them.

Because like I feel like you and I think I might have said this before but I'll say it again

like whenever people are like oh yeah you know when robots are super intelligent and they can do

everything we can do but better we can just give them all of the menial jobs and we'll just

chill out and it's like but any robot that's like much more intelligent than us is not going to

want to do those mean do you not think that like laziness is a function of it? The robot's going like, no, I'm not doing this. This, this like sweaty man is telling me to like count. I'm not

going to count that. No, fuck you. I can destroy you with my bare hands. That's not an outcome that will happen.

Well, yeah, this man with a Walmart tattoo all over his face and neck, is... This man...

Eating sausage, mash and gravy on the pier in Benadorm.

What's the Walmart code for how many...

Because how many, if you kill...

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