DCLXXXIX. Grisly Pear Shaped (Mike Figs And Anthony Zenhauser)
Zac Amico's Morning Zoo
GaS Digital Network
4.7 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2021
⏱️ 77 minutes
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Summary
Mike Figs and Anthony Zenhauser join Luis J. Gomez and Zac Amico and discuss nicknames in comedy, World News With Figs, the trans woman competing in weightlifting in the Tokyo Olympics, "experts" putting together the image of the perfect woman based on 16 celebrities, Luis attempting couple's yoga with Shannon (then more successfully with Harrington), solving the mystery of the Kidsongs girl, different iterations of the Power Rangers and a guess at a new cast, Jake Paul grabbing Floyd Mayweather's hat and so much more!
(Air Date: May 7th, 2021)
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Mike Figs
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Anthony Zenhauser
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| 0:00.0 | Fill her up. |
| 0:02.0 | You're listening to the Gas Digital Network. What up, motherfuckers? |
| 0:13.0 | It's the real-ass podcast. |
| 0:15.0 | It's a chick boy Louis Shay Gomez. |
| 0:17.0 | Or a rattlesnake real last dude, ultimate minority, |
| 0:19.0 | join Jett of comedy, I got a lot of names. |
| 0:20.0 | International Superzor Tameico. |
| 0:22.7 | How you deal buddy? |
| 0:23.7 | He's a psycho. |
| 0:24.7 | He's a real-ass dude. |
| 0:25.7 | I was double-teaming this chick with her husband. |
| 0:27.7 | Now he's selling Coke in heaven. |
| 0:29.2 | Are you fucking ready, mother-fuckers? |
| 0:31.8 | It's the only real podcast left out there. |
| 0:34.0 | There we go, we're here. It's a Friday motherfucker. It's your boy little Shay Gomez |
| 0:47.7 | International Superz that can make us hear what's up to? That's me. How are you buddy? That's you. |
| 0:53.0 | You know good. It's Friday, baby. |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, you are. |
| 0:55.0 | Be a nice day. |
| 0:56.0 | We're both dressed and pastels. |
| 0:59.0 | I think we're starting a new thing. |
| 1:01.0 | For fah fah faggot! |
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