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Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Society & Culture, Comedy, Education, Self-improvement, Mental Health, Health & Fitness, Relationships

4.8 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On this episode, Meghan and Melisa give advice on: Hooking up with a man who sees you as a womb Wasting time on a guy that doesn’t want to see you in person How to build sexual confidence Don’t Blame Me/Update - When to Have the Talk (March 20, 2025) Join our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dontblameme Buy Our Merch https://crowdmade.com/collections/sister-sign Listen to Melisa’s New Show https://apps.apple.com/in/app/pocket-fm-audio-series/id1538433480?mt=8 Call In for DBM - 310-694-0976 (3 minutes or less) Write In for DBM - [email protected] (300 words or less) Write in for BAIW - [email protected] DBM Submission Form BAIW Submission Form Follow Us! instagram.com/meghanandmelisa @meghanrienks instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa instagram.com/diamondmprint.productions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello.
0:10.9	Welcome to a brand new episode of Don't blame me.
0:18.8	Don't do it.
0:19.8	Don't blame us.
0:24.8	We have, officer, we have nothing to do with this situation.
0:34.3	My hands are up. Sorry. Um, yeah, not us, not us. Just a baby. Gooku Gaga.
0:42.8	Wea, well, we're going to give you advice, not from babies, from the opposite of babies.
0:44.1	Adults.
0:46.4	We are grown-ups.
0:47.0	We swear.
0:49.3	We are adults.
0:51.4	And we're going to give you adult advice.
1:16.5	Well, anyways, we're going to give you advice. If you want to call in, you can leave us voicemail out 310-194-0-9776. International listeners. It's a Missive Megan podcast at gmail.com. If also you're like, I don't want to do a voice recording, you can just type it out to that same email address or you can fill out the form that we have listed on our socials for all of them you have to be over 18 years old it is anonymous but please let us know how old you are because it determines the advice we give it depends on like the life
1:21.1	stage you're at and if you're of an age but you're like I'm at a totally different life stage than
1:26.1	like that standard age say that give us all relevant information and details because we want to give you the best advice possible. And we can only do that if you give us enough information that the holes we're filling are like minuscule, not like gaping cavernous holes.
1:45.4	Exactly.
1:46.4	I said that in the last.
1:48.5	Well, it wouldn't be the last, but two.
1:51.3	You said cavernous.
1:52.0	Fridays ago.
1:53.0	Yeah.
1:53.3	You didn't like it thin.
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