Ladies and gentlemen, it is showtime.

Please welcome the team of the Fulamish podcast.

It's the Fulhamish podcast, your independent voice of Fulham FC.

My name is George Cooper and welcome to the first show of the 23-24 Premier League season.

Football is back and we are celebrating with an away win.

As many of you have pointed out, full and wins at Goodison Park are like buses.

We wait for ages and then three turn up in quick succession.

Now it wasn't a comprehensive victory by any means.

Everton had by far the better chances and controlled large spells of the game.

You know, when your keeper puts up a man-of-the-match performance,

is never usually due to your size dominance.

Things were looking bleak until the 73rd minute. We call in the Swiss Army knife,

but on Saturday it was Bobby Toffee Hammer Reed who sealed a textbook smash and grab victory

for the whites. We're going to be covering all the action. We'll answer some of your questions

and then discuss the very exciting signing of a certain grease-up Spaniard.

I, for one, I'm very excited about that one.

I don't know about you, boys.

Joining me today, Farrell Monk, how are you doing?

I'm Goodcoops.

How are you?

I am absolutely buzzing, mate.

Dan Cook, how are you doing, sir?

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