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🗓️ 11 March 2015
⏱️ 61 minutes
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0:00.0 | All right, it's day 22 and we're gonna try to make this a short and snappy one for |
0:27.6 | you. People because get a lot of shit going on and I've been doing taxes which is |
0:33.2 | always a ton of fun just getting in the rhythm of trying to figure out every |
0:37.6 | fucking year I have to try to figure out what I'm not even doing my taxes for |
0:41.8 | the record. Don't think oh my god he's that drunk and he's driving a car. No I'm |
0:47.4 | just preparing my taxes for my guy which still takes me between three and seven |
0:54.5 | days to just to get the shit where I guard this is the planes and fuck well |
1:00.6 | what's it right off again and crawling on the paperwork yeah that's why I always |
1:05.6 | just I give the benefit of the doubt to them air on the side of if they ever |
1:12.4 | fucking audit you they'll be paying you yeah like wow you didn't write any of this |
1:17.2 | shit off I guess we owe you thank you thank you for having me out you're the |
1:20.4 | dumbest taxpayer ever fuck it for the peace of mind it's worth it just |
1:26.9 | fucking overpay well you know you could I don't care just I don't want to deal |
1:31.3 | with this shit I would like I wish there was a way you could just like can I |
1:36.6 | opt in wait all right we're just fuck yourself and just here's a flat number |
1:42.2 | a flat tax but like it's like it's not gonna be in your favor but you don't |
1:46.6 | have to you don't have to don't make me receipts no yeah yeah I don't want to |
1:51.4 | be in that position where I have to think or be responsible so just give me a |
1:57.1 | fucking number we're not for sales or where the IRS I just want to bribe you I |
2:03.0 | want to pay more than I would have paid in taxes to tell you to fuck yourselves |
2:06.8 | just take my money and fuck off that fucking guy with a little plane if he was the |
2:14.8 | gill the Simpson's gill who the guy that flew a fucking plane in the IRS building in |
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