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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Day 22 - Tin Can Rehab

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2015

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

DAY 22
A daily podcast following Doug's self-imposed rehab to quit smoking. Doug's early morning discounted meat run and his spiral into hoarding is realized.
Support the podcast with a donation or purchasing some Stanhope merch.
Recorded Mar 10, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
Links-
Mishka Shubaly UK Dates - http://www.mishkashubaly.com/events/
SKYLINE COMEDY CLUB - http://skylinecomedy.com/index.cfm
DIVE! The Film - http://www.divethefilm.com/
Doug Stanhope's #TinCanRehab Playlist - http://bit.ly/1BUwPTc
Intro music "30 Days In The Hole" by Humble Pie. Closing song “The Worst Day Since Yesterday” by Flogging Molly. Both available on iTunes.

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, it's day 22 and we're gonna try to make this a short and snappy one for

0:27.6

you. People because get a lot of shit going on and I've been doing taxes which is

0:33.2

always a ton of fun just getting in the rhythm of trying to figure out every

0:37.6

fucking year I have to try to figure out what I'm not even doing my taxes for

0:41.8

the record. Don't think oh my god he's that drunk and he's driving a car. No I'm

0:47.4

just preparing my taxes for my guy which still takes me between three and seven

0:54.5

days to just to get the shit where I guard this is the planes and fuck well

1:00.6

what's it right off again and crawling on the paperwork yeah that's why I always

1:05.6

just I give the benefit of the doubt to them air on the side of if they ever

1:12.4

fucking audit you they'll be paying you yeah like wow you didn't write any of this

1:17.2

shit off I guess we owe you thank you thank you for having me out you're the

1:20.4

dumbest taxpayer ever fuck it for the peace of mind it's worth it just

1:26.9

fucking overpay well you know you could I don't care just I don't want to deal

1:31.3

with this shit I would like I wish there was a way you could just like can I

1:36.6

opt in wait all right we're just fuck yourself and just here's a flat number

1:42.2

a flat tax but like it's like it's not gonna be in your favor but you don't

1:46.6

have to you don't have to don't make me receipts no yeah yeah I don't want to

1:51.4

be in that position where I have to think or be responsible so just give me a

1:57.1

fucking number we're not for sales or where the IRS I just want to bribe you I

2:03.0

want to pay more than I would have paid in taxes to tell you to fuck yourselves

2:06.8

just take my money and fuck off that fucking guy with a little plane if he was the

2:14.8

gill the Simpson's gill who the guy that flew a fucking plane in the IRS building in

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