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🗓️ 6 March 2015
⏱️ 34 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is the rum-springer! |
0:23.6 | rum-springer podcast! Hey! Guess who's off their period? Or on their period? I don't |
0:34.9 | know. It's Greg Chaley's god damn birthday. So this rehab just went out of rehab. |
0:42.7 | And honestly it's only like four four or five drinks and six hours. We're |
0:50.6 | fucking hammered. And we need a bottle opener. Oh I got I got a bottle opener. Please hold. |
0:59.1 | I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, look, that's it. |
1:04.5 | This is on my that is on my table of props. Check this out. Okay. Check this out. |
1:09.3 | All right. Quirk's crew bottle opener. Mail female. Yeah, yeah. All right. Holds together. |
1:15.7 | Chaley. I dropped the one. I don't have a drink. Here, hit pause. Hit pause. Hit the gut. |
1:25.3 | I know where it is. Please hold. All right. We found all our equipments including a beer, a |
1:35.8 | lighter and an a** tray. This is the key to quitting smoking. Do not be afraid to smoke. |
1:46.7 | Honestly, after last night's podcast, today is the day 17 podcast. And yeah, after last night's |
1:55.9 | podcast, I had that fucking pack of cigarettes, evil e-gregion left a pack of cigarettes. We took |
2:03.5 | one night off. We went to Pino Salto's. We spent me some bromance time me and Chaley reading |
2:11.8 | books. I mean, man silence. Man silence. It was fucking wonderful. And when I got back into my |
2:17.9 | fucking tin can rehab trailer, evil e had been in there and left a fucking full pack of mullbro |
2:26.3 | 100s. Say I came by to temp you. She misspelled. She didn't put the last e on temp temp you. |
2:35.5 | And I left those in there. And then last night, I smoked one. I talked to Brendan fucking |
2:41.0 | Walsh on the telephone. He's smoking cigarettes. I was drunk off two drinks. Actually, three drinks |
2:47.5 | at that point. But I drunk off two minutes. Now we're shit faced off four five drinks. Whatever. |
2:55.8 | Well, counting the one at least bird. The one in your hand is the fifth one. Well, that's full. |
2:59.9 | It's not been touched. My lips have not. My lips have not. All right. So I went off the rails. I |
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