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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

DAY 14 - #TinCanRehab

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2015

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

DAY 14
A daily podcast following Doug's self-imposed rehab to quit smoking. Someone has Zombie Dick and Doug answers email questions.
Support the podcast with a donation or purchasing some Stanhope merch.
Recorded Mar 02, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope) and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
Links-
ZIP ZOO APPEARAL - http://www.zipzooapparel.com/
Intro music "30 Days In The Hole" by Humble Pie. Closing song “No Children” by The Mountain Goats. Both available on iTunes.

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

I just got off the phone with Floyd who I've always wanted to have on the podcast

0:29.8

here. He's the he was the town drunk put out one video that's still on YouTube where he's in

0:36.4

the background. I was promoting something. I don't know or drunk. And we never addressed

0:40.4

that Floyd is in the in the video looking exactly like Charles Bukowski. That's what it was.

0:46.1

It was a Bukowski look like thing. Yeah. Yeah. I wanted to get him and my old friend Alfredo

0:51.7

Triferris who looks just like Dr. Drew to do a YouTube thing where it's Dr. Drew talking to

0:58.0

Charles Bukowski and celebrity rehab. But I couldn't trust Floyd to act. But now he's all

1:04.2

gummed up with shit cancer. I don't know if they took his asshole out proper, but he's on the bag.

1:09.2

Last time we saw him, he was talking about how his bleeding through his shirt where his like his

1:15.4

stoma fell out or something and a customer had to point it out to him. Why the fuck he's even

1:20.2

working Floyd? I don't know if you listen to this podcast. You might be the only bisbee person that does.

1:25.1

But yeah, I'll fucking work for your fucking antique shop. If you're even thinking about working,

1:32.1

I'm doing nothing. And oh my god, I got to get him on. We'll find out how it ends. But he goes,

1:39.2

I got zombie dick. And I go, what? What does that even mean? You have zombie dick. Well, evidently,

1:45.1

some side effect of the chemo he's going through has made his fucking dick look like the walking

1:49.9

dead. He wanted to go graphic descriptions and I, oh Jesus. Oh, oh, can't be text in that all

1:58.1

over town. Yeah, he's a fucking trooper. As soon as he found out that he had a ask answer, he just

2:06.6

stopped right. And continue to come over here. Yeah, yeah, immediately. No, he didn't sit in a

2:12.2

fucking trailer like a cunt for a month. I need a, I need to be stay away from, no, he just quit.

2:18.6

And he was just as happy. He was the happiest drunk in the world. He just come over here, go

2:23.4

immediately to his glass, whether you knew where the vodka was, you knew where the ice was. And his

2:28.7

glass was always out here when everyone else is drinking on a plastic. Because he was a fucking pro.

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