Day 1

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2023

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me... The 12 Deaths of Christmas is a bonus miniseries running from the 25th December to the 5th January. This may be the craziest case the death faking agency has ever taken on. Tune in every day to witness the spiralling chaos! Watch our Behind the Scenes video here! The Amelia Project is a comedy fiction podcast produced by Imploding Fictions and created by Philip Thorne and Oystein Ulsberg Brager. It features Alan Burgon as The Interviewer, Julia C. Thorne as Alvina, Julia Morizawa as Amelia, Hemi Yeroham as Kozlowski, Stan Morris as Joey, Fernando Tiberini as Salvatore and additional voices by Sarah Golding. Music and sound design by Adam Raymonda and graphic design by Anders Pedersen. If you want to support the cast and crew, listen ad free, and get access to perks, consider becoming a patron! Website: https://ameliapodcast.com/ Transcripts: https://ameliapodcast.com/season-5 Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/ameliapodcast Donations: https://ameliapodcast.com/support Merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-amelia-project?ref_id=6148 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ameliapodcast/ Tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/ameliapodcast X: https://twitter.com/amelia_podcast Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/theameliaproject.bsky.social Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Guided Meditation Podcast. Let's begin by lying down completely still.
0:08.0	Time to relax.
0:10.0	Sergei why you on the floor?
0:12.0	Oh my God are you okay?
0:14.0	No, I can't hold your time.
0:15.0	Don't worry, bro, I know the kiss of life!
0:17.0	No!
0:18.0	A second chance? A rebirth?
0:21.0	A rebirth?
0:22.0	Tula? Oh, yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich. A second chance, a rebirth? A rebirth?
0:22.6	Oh yeah, I did eat a tuna sandwich.
0:24.6	Oh!
0:25.6	Don't warm but that, Mir cut it, with compare the market.
0:29.2	Simples!
0:30.2	ha!
0:31.2	Alvina, it's me. I've just discovered the most amazing thing. It's called Shaker and Spoon, and it's a subscription cocktail service.
0:41.6	I can learn how to make hand-crafted cocktails right here at the office.
0:46.5	From now on our Scrabble Knights will be even more fun.
0:50.3	Every box comes with enough ingredients to make three different cocktail recipes developed by world-class mixologists.
0:57.5	All I need to do is buy one bottle of that month's spirit,
1:00.7	and I have all I need to make 12 drinks at home. That's seven for me and five for you.
1:07.0	And it's just 40 to 50 dollars per month plus the cost of the bottle.
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