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🗓️ 18 February 2015
⏱️ 19 minutes
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0:00.0 | Don't like Ted |
0:31.0 | Yay day one is fucking knocked out and knocked down. I feel actually ridiculous for it even doing this |
0:38.2 | I'm gonna do 30 days in a fucking trailer to fucking rehab and quit smoking and get my shit together and |
0:45.8 | then yeah, I knocked out day one yesterday and it was so underwhelming. I didn't even really want to cigarette ever and |
0:54.6 | and |
0:55.8 | Yeah, I got some shit done and the trailer was cute and cozy and |
1:02.2 | Yeah, so after |
1:04.2 | 36 hours, I feel like no big deal, but |
1:08.1 | So far I have not snapped I haven't broken a single inanimate object and |
1:13.7 | And it's just a matter of not having cigarettes. That's the thing |
1:17.6 | I love all your tweets and all your messages and take a conatio or have antioxidants in green |
1:23.9 | tea and vape and e-sig, but it just just don't have cigarettes and you're gonna quit and |
1:31.2 | You're gonna stop thinking about it because there's no cigarettes right there taunting you and |
1:35.7 | I guess that doesn't work for everyone because it's harder for you to get the fuck away from cigarettes or |
1:41.3 | You have more ambition than me where you'll go a lot further out of your way to go get cigarettes |
1:46.9 | But I will not cuz I'm lazy as fuck and if the out of sight out of mind |
1:52.2 | You can't smoke if you don't have cigarettes. It's that easy. Well, what you can try to do like vaping |
1:58.6 | No, just don't have fucking cigarettes. I have |
2:02.9 | I'm blessed to be in a position where I don't have I can take a fucking month and just go crazy and lock up in a trailer and do nothing but |
2:13.7 | Go through old emails. That's what I've been doing for the first night |
2:16.9 | I |
2:18.1 | Don't use Facebook email especially if I need something I might check your comments if I ask you for something like hey |
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