Hi, my name is Dak Shepherd and I feel very optimistic about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

The seconds are when we are going to meet friends.

Hey there! Welcome to Conan O'Brien needs a friend, the show where I Conan O'Brien speak to

celebrities, interesting personalities, all in the hopes of finding myself possibly a friend.

And I'm talking one that isn't on my payroll, someone who doesn't work for me.

A real pal. I'm aided in my quest by my trusty assistant Sonom of Cessian.

Hi.

And my producer, Matt Gourley. Hi.

Now today's guest is someone I have a bone to pick with. We'll talk about that later.

I do love the guy, Dak Shepherd.

I know we've had some stutter steps, but I'm not giving up on this.

You think it's possible? Absolutely. There's a little bit of an incident that happened

between us that we won't get into right now. We're going to save that just a little bit, which I think

caused us to fail. A miss fire. It was a miss fire in our attempt to get together and become real friends.

And I mean you, Kristen and myself and my wife, Liza, really get together as a forceum.

Yes, a double day. A proper double day. A proper double day.

Adults, babysitters. Yeah, the whole nine years. Valley parking.

Yeah, then into the farmer's daughter motel on Fairfax. Exactly. And then we switch it up.

We just pop on some exciting. We'll see what happens. No expectations.

It's a little angly ice party scene where there's only four of us.

And we put keys in. And so it's, if we don't pick our own spouses, nothing exciting has happened.

Right. I mean, if we do pick our own spices for spouses.

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