Dawn of the Markleverse – May 18, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
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🗓️ 19 May 2025
⏱️ 187 minutes
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Summary
- Meghan Markle becomes a lolcow, Joe Biden has cancer, Eli Zaret joins us to talk Tigers, Mexican Navy v. the Brooklyn Bridge, Antonio Brown’s wild Miami night, Brittany Furlan breaks her silence on Tommy Lee, Akeem Woods knows nothing, and Maz is on probation.
- Joe Biden has an “aggressive form” of prostate cancer. Many books are coming out slamming his administration for hiding Biden’s failing health.
- Final Twitter Poll Results: Maz is unfortunately on probation.
- Love is dead. BranDon’s former neighbor and David Geffen to divorce.
- Eli Zaret drops by to talk red-hot Detroit Tigers, the comeback of Javier Baez, an Ohtani strikeout, Pete Rose’s new Hall of Fame bid, recap the NBA Playoffs, Caitlin Clark vs Angel Reese, the Detroit Lions 2026 playoff and Super Bowl odds, the question of Aaron Rodgers playing for the Pittsburgh Steelers, San Francisco 49ers Brock Purdy’s new deal, the NHL Playoffs, University of Michigan’s boozing, Antonio Brown pulls a gun in Miami at a kickboxing event, and more.
- Howard Stern is butthurt he can’t get courtside tickets to the New York Knicks.
- Drew appeared on Jim and Them on Friday.
- Meghan Markle has turned into a ‘LOLCow’. A Markleverse economy is forming.
- Zac Amico had the worst guest possibly ever.
- Mike Myers appeared on SNL last night to make fun of Kanye West.
- Drake really wants Tory Lanez out of jail. There is a petition to get him out of prison.
- Brittany Furlan and Tommy Lee are done. Furlan pops off to defend herself and make herself a victim.
- Katy Perry is not very liked. She was one of the people that went to Lauren Sanchez’s bachelorette party.
- Britney Spears is burning through cash and going to go broke.
- Zül-Qarnaįn Nantambu speaks out against Antonio Brown.
- Brendan Schaub got tossed from his son’s little league game. Loser.
- Bill Belichick has to keep talking about JorDon Hudson.
- Tom Brady tans in the nude. Knock it off, Brady.
- The Mexican Navy vs the Brooklyn Bridge.
- Malia Obama is a director and is getting called out for plagiarism.
- Dave and Chuck the Freak make excellent cringy promos.
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| 0:00.0 | Celebrating 10 years as a podcast. |
| 0:04.3 | It's the Drew Lane show. |
| 0:06.3 | He's got one of the biggest audiences in the history of the world. |
| 0:08.9 | I mean, this guy is unbelievable. |
| 0:13.2 | Thank you, sir. |
| 0:15.5 | And hey, what's popping? |
| 0:17.4 | We're kicking off another week. |
| 0:19.4 | Eli's got a bunch of sports force. |
| 0:20.8 | I think we've got an action-packed show today, too. And there's... we're kicking off another week. Eli's got a bunch of sports for us. |
| 0:22.8 | I think we got an action-pack show today, too. |
| 0:33.0 | And there's news right out of the gate as just reading the headline that Joe Biden has an aggressive form of prostate cancer. |
| 0:42.2 | A Gleeson score of nine, which if you're a doctor or you're into prostates or you've had this kind of problem, you know that's not good. |
| 0:46.2 | I don't mean to laugh, but who's the person who's the lay person that's into prostates? |
| 0:55.3 | Well, maybe you've had some minor prostate cancer, you know, and got it taken care of, and you got a Gleason score of, you know, 4-3, 3, 4, something like that. |
| 0:59.9 | I believe 9 is high, although I'm actually not positive, but it says it's aggressive. |
| 1:00.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.3 | But I can't, I don't want to be this guy, but I can't help wondering if he was president, how transparent would this be? |
| 1:12.8 | Oh, well, based on the past, not transparent at all. |
| 1:14.7 | Yeah, there's four books out now. |
| 1:20.1 | In fact, Jake Tapper's book just came out, and there's a lot of stuff in there. |
| 1:21.6 | I didn't really spend any time on it. |
| 1:24.2 | Hunter Biden challenged him to a fight. |
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