Welcome to the Eric Matex Show.

It's the show that Mark Twain once called,

Smarter Now Blue J, What Can Talk Possum,

and faster than a naked fat man riding a bolt of lightning.

So here's your bank-spoken home-spon-host, Eric Matex.

Hey there folks, actually we're not so sure if it was Mark Twainer if we made it up ourselves,

but you know what, in these tops, he's every time who's to say what's right or wrong.

You know what I'm saying?

It's the Eric Matex Show, and I have the joy of a second hour with my friend Don Eden.

If you missed the first hour, stop what you're doing right now.

Go to matexistalk.com.

If you don't have a computer, build a computer, make a computer,

and find Don Eden on the Eric Matex Show, Matexistalk.com.

Listen to the first hour, because a lot of the stuff we say in this hour will make no sense to you

if you haven't heard the previous hour.

A lot of what we say is going to be in Pig Latin.

We speak very fast.

So Don Eden, welcome to the program.

Thank you so much Eric.

Well, when we ended the last program, I was saying that I played the Dubie Brothers to close

every hour, and then we play Warren Zeevon to open the show.

And you said something about Warren Zeevon.

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