DAVID: YOU PUT A VAMPIRE UP YOUR TWAT?
Guys We F****d
Luminary
4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 27 June 2014
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
After surviving a weekend performing at Foxwoods Casino that included, but was not limited to, homeless youths from Montreal, pure alcohol vomit, and death, er, we mean HIKING trails, KRYSTYNA and CORINNE are back in the heart of New York City answering questions from #fuckers like "What makes me unfuckable?", "Is puking on someone's dick shameful?", and "Is it really how you wiggle your worm?" This week, the girls of Sorry About Last Night welcome Corinne's former Summer lovah, comedy television show producer, DAVID. In 2009, after her roommate alerted her to his hottie status post improv show performance, Corinne let David YES AND... his way into her vagina by doing the unthinkable -- TAKING HER ON A DATE! Like a real date. With nice clothes and food on plates. While Krystyna points out that the 'Corinne' described in this fucking folklore seems like 'fun Corinne,' what did David, the whitest guy Corinne has ever dated, really think? Also, fuck camping. E-mail us at SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Tweet the ladies @SryAboutLastNyt Tweet Corinne @PhilanthropyGal Tweet Krystyna @KrystynaHutch Instagram: instagram.com/sorryaboutlastnight YouTube: www.youtube.com/sryaboutlastnyt Tumblr: sorryaboutlastnight.tumblr.com Facebook: www.facebook.com/sorryaboutlastnight
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| 0:00.0 | You were now checked in to stand up New York Labs. |
| 0:03.5 | Oh yeah. |
| 0:05.0 | Welcome to Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:07.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Christina. |
| 0:11.0 | I'm Corinne. |
| 0:12.0 | We're sorry about last night. |
| 0:14.0 | Coming to you from Stand Up New York Labs. |
| 0:16.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:17.0 | The Antisplot Shaming Podcast. |
| 0:20.0 | Never Stop. |
| 0:21.0 | Hey, welcome to another episode of Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:28.0 | Guys We Fucked. |
| 0:29.0 | The Antisplot Shaming Podcast. |
| 0:32.0 | It's a fun one. |
| 0:33.0 | It's summer, baby. |
| 0:35.0 | Those titties are flying free. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, god, I say those I mean mine. |
| 0:39.0 | Well, I mean, I'm not wearing a bra. |
| 0:41.0 | Nice, good. |
| 0:42.0 | It's very uncomfortable. |
| 0:43.0 | It's uncomfortable. |
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