4.6 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 September 2023
⏱️ 50 minutes
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David Wain (The State, Wet Hot American Summer, Middle Aged Dad Jam Band) stops by as Randy explains how an exotic cat got rescued from a tree in Ohio and tested positive for cocaine, Jason warns against trying to rob a bank with a Nerf gun, and Daniel describes a runner that lost a race because his penis kept falling out, and so much more!
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0:00.0 | Damn it, Randy, Jay will share tales of folks so unaware they lacked in race |
0:08.6 | And sometimes choose the life that you choose will make the new |
0:11.6 | Breaking down each epic failed in Florida |
0:14.6 | There's half-by spell, I'm happy to say that |
0:17.6 | You didn't make this, don't go |
0:20.6 | Though listening to our podcast random |
0:23.0 | With co-hosts, our man Dan |
0:25.0 | Don't remember, don't be a jerk |
0:27.0 | We are gonna take you down |
0:29.0 | Stick around, make us out, under down |
0:32.0 | It's don't people tell |
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