Hi, my name is David Spade and I feel sort of excited about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

Hello and welcome to Conan O'Brien's Needs A Friend. I believe we're going to have a very good show today. I'm in a good mood. I'm feeling good about things.

So now you say sometimes when I'm in a bad mood, if I come into the office, you said you came in hot. Yeah, I'm joking around with sort of a rough arrege.

Today I think I'm in a pretty good mood. Yeah, when you're in a good mood, I've noticed you kick people a lot.

Like when Matt O'Brien, your head writer comes in and you're in a good mood, you try to kick him through his driver's side window.

Okay.

Oh, screwed up.

It's so screwed up. So I'll tell you, this is, you know, these are COVID times and we have to be careful.

And so we are shooting our show over at Largo Theater on La Sienica.

And Matt, who is like a younger brother to me and I just want to make, yes, coincidence. He has the same last name, but we are not related.

Very talented head writer, very talented guy. And I've known him for years and we work closely together.

And I swear to God, as you know, Matt and I wrestle sometimes and it gets a little, we throw stuff at each other.

It can get a little, there's a little rough and tumble, wouldn't you say, Sana?

I would say it's very unprofessional, too.

Yes, yes, I guess that's another way to look at it, unprofessional.

Yeah.

So the other day, Matt pulls up in his car and he had sort of, he's wearing his mask and he lectured me about how we have to be on our best behavior

because, you know, of COVID and he always likes to lecture me about that.

And for some reason, he put his window down to talk to me.

And so I'm standing there in the parking lot outside the Largo Theater and I started, I have very long legs.

I started trying to kick him through his open driver's side window.

And he was like, saying through his mask, now, here's what's crazy.

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