David Sedaris Returns

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 68.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 October 2021

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

David Sedaris is an author and comedian. David joins the Armchair Expert to discuss his new book A Carnival of Snackery, why he can get away with saying things other people can't say, and how he takes five mile walks at midnight. David and Dax talk about the things they would get into before sobriety, knowing where every bathroom in New York City is, and how he is just never offended by anything. David explains that he loves when people are rude to him in real life and what he does when he's solicited for sex on the street. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Welcome, welcome welcome. I'm Dan Randall Shepard and I'm joined by Monica Lily Padman.
0:05.4	You changed it. You said welcome welcome welcome. You didn't say to armchair expert.
0:10.0	Oh, fuck. I'm all upside down over here on the other side of the pond.
0:14.3	Wow!
0:15.3	That was scary.
0:18.3	We need to go one second update.
0:21.0	So as everyone knows, we're becoming increasingly insecure about the
0:24.6	tagline of the show.
0:28.6	Messiness of being human.
0:30.3	The messiness of being human and then someone sent me a photo that I sent to you of an enormous
0:36.6	billboard. It looks like it's in Manhattan and it says as big as it can get. The messiness
0:42.4	of being human. That's right. Now it's like it's
0:47.0	just coming back to haunt us. Well I was thinking like what can we change it to to be in on it?
0:52.4	And then I was like well you got to really be a fan of the show.
0:54.5	In our in her fucking description, we're making a joke.
0:57.2	Yeah.
0:58.2	Yeah. Anyways, t-B-D, I know that gets ironed out.
1:01.9	Man, this is in our pantheon of favorite guests.
1:04.4	David Sedaris, we're so excited, he's back,
1:07.2	and he does it again.
1:08.3	He does it again.
1:09.3	We're just fucking smitten from soup to nuts. He has a new book out, a carnival of snackery.
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