David Samson Schedules His Text Messages And Weighs In On The Lakers Front Office Changes | Hour 1

The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz

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4.7 • 32.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2026

⏱️ 41 minutes

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"Send later is not for affairs. That's what Signal is for." David Samson got a naked text from Chris Cote, and it led us to a revelation that he schedules his text messages to his significant other. Did you know that you can schedule text messages? Or do you fart them into the sky as Dan does? Plus, Samson is curious about why the Los Angeles Lakers' front-office changes didn't get more attention, discusses the reaction to Tom Dundon taking over the Portland Trail Blazers, and waxes poetic with us about pitchers wearing jackets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:31.0	Draft Kings, the crown is yours. David Samson. I can't believe what I'm about to tell you. And it's very simple. Go peepee. Go peepee. Go pee pee pee. Go pee pee. Don't drop a deuce. Go pee pee pee. Go pee pee. Go pee. Hey, Ha, Peepee. Don't drop a deuce. Go peepee. Go pee pee pee. Hey, Toss. Go pee pee pee. Don't drop a deuce. David Sampson seemed delighted here. We've only just begun, Karen Carpenter. I was disturbed by how eager David
1:37.7	Samson was to have an orgy. I'm in. As disturbed as I was by anything David Samson has said or done
1:44.1	since he mispronounced boobs in Spanish. Hey, toss. His sound was sensual in a way that creep this out. I wasn't looking at his pecker. It was unpleasant. Go pee-pee. Go pee-pee. Go pee-pee. Go pee-pee. Hey, toss. Don't drop a deuce. It's just money. Go peepee.
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