This is the Dan Levitart Show with the Stucats podcast.

This episode of the Dan Lebitard show is presented by Drafts.

Hmm. Jeff Kings.

The crown is yours.

David Samson, nothing personal.

We'll talk some baseball with him here.

And a reminder that Jeremy Tashay is doing many, many baseball things all over the place,

including interviewing Liam Hicks on his own television program that can be found where? Marlins.tv, Dan, anyone in the state of Florida? Yeah. It's on television program. It's called Talking with Tashay. Yeah, it is. What do you mean? Why you laugh at it? Wordplay. Did you pick the name or? It's a good name. He's got a lot of jobs. And David Samson, I've got some baseball questions for David Samson. But first, as our resident germaphobe, polite or impolite to put lotion on your body in front of people. At the beach? No, like here at the office. Unacceptable. Go to the bathroom. Polite or impolite to use a Q-tip in public. In your ear? Yeah. Hey, yo, hey, fist me, dude. No, in your, no. Up your, yeah, up your. If you're using a Q-tip to clean a surface or using a cue tip in a way that, then that's fine. If you're using it to clean an orifice,

do it on your own side. An ear, a polite or impolite to floss in public.

The string floss? Out of the question. There are these things you can use that are,

they're like scope little things with tiny strings. The sticks. That's what Tony was doing. Yes. Tony, that's fine. But you got to do the hand cover. I learned this from each row. You do the hand cover where you, it's what you do in Japan. You take the toothpick or the floss stick you cover your cover your mouth and you do your teeth

just like that that's totally fine and that's expected at restaurants actually that's why there's

toothpicks at restaurants thank you dave so dan came in during the shadow show was like

tony did something disgusting he was picking his teeth with floss and And I was like, first off, did not use floss.

Floss indicates that I've got it around my hip fingers, like a long fishing wire and taking stuff out of my teeth, which I wasn't. I had a tiny little fish, uh, not fish. Damn. I had a tiny little floss stick. He said fish. He didn't mean to. Floss stick. Okay. and I took out one little piece and I turned around, Dave,

I was facing Pat Riley over here.

This is exactly what I did.

That Bat Riley. Tone. Tone. If that's true, Dan, that's legitimate and expected because if you're going to be on TV, you don't want a head of lettuce in your teeth. Thank you, Dave. All right. Tony has wildly misrepresented everything, and it's not the worst thing about what just happened. Okay? I don't know what happened to Tony, but the only reason I noticed is not because he turned his back to me and not because he had his hand covering it. It's because he was flicking shit out of his teeth in front of everybody.

And so the thing that I want to do with you, which of these three things is the least

polite of the three?

It took me a while to get here, but which would mortify you the most?

Any of the three examples I gave you?

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