David's Holiday Gift Guide

The Valenti Show

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🗓️ 17 December 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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David goes through his list of last-minute gifts for this holiday season.

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0:00.0	All right. A little break from the stress that is the lions. You got a week left if you haven't finished your shopping. Week from today, it all ends. You don't want to be at the mall. You don't want to be waiting by the door for a package. So every year, a week from Christmas, we just do one or two segments about this, and it is usually a complete effing disaster.
0:22.6	It is the Hatchetman holiday buying guide.
0:26.2	Ho, ho, everybody!
0:28.5	Oh, boy.
0:29.0	How's everybody doing this year?
0:31.2	Jesus.
0:32.0	We are now eight days away from Christmas.
0:35.3	A little too happy, but okay.
0:36.6	Just dial it back, just a little bit, buddy. All right. We're eight days away from Christmas. A little too happy, but a little bit. Just dial it back.
0:38.0	Just a little bit, buddy.
0:39.2	All right.
0:39.7	We're eight days away from Christmas, guys.
0:41.8	And guess what?
0:43.0	I haven't done any shopping.
0:44.9	Not online, not in person, because I love the rush.
0:48.8	I will get everything done last minute.
0:51.6	Your wife's a real lucky lady.
0:53.7	So if you're like me and buys one gift and tells his son it's going to be like the
0:58.1	hunger game. The winner gets the gift. And go, attack. So if you need ideas, actually I don't
1:04.8	need them, but if you need ideas, here are some ideas for you. All right.
1:12.9	The car cleaning jail.
1:18.2	If you want less than $10, you can go on Amazon to get the car cleaning jail.
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