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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

David's Got Something In His Pocket

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We get in to our Mens Room Question: Successful or not, what did you sneak into or smuggle?

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0:00.0

Successful or not. What did you sneak into our smuggle? 206.803 rock. Hello, David. Welcome to the

0:05.3

bedroom. Hey, guys. Ola. So, yeah, I was an eighth grader, and I was a little hellian. I had

0:14.6

some Mexican firecrackers in my pocket. It was throwing them, raising hell. Subsequently,

0:20.4

I got asked to turn out all my

0:21.4

pockets well i had a mix mix tape the rest of my fireworks and a quarter of some mexican brickweed

0:28.8

were you selling this in eighth grade or smoking it or both uh well i'm little of both but mojit more just

0:35.6

partaking okay i. I got it.

0:37.8

Yeah.

1:02.3

Anyway, so I take out my tape, my mixed tape, I put it down, I take out the fireworks, and I put them down, and then I proceed to pull out. She was like, no, I want you to pull out your pockets. So I'm like, okay, so I reached down deep in my pocket, and I grab both my pocket, and then that quarter bag and I just kind of squeeze real hard and I push my hand up against my butt cheek and I slide it in my back pocket really swift like. I almost thought I just dropped it behind my foot and everybody looked at me because my three closest friends, they knew what I had.

1:08.6

One of them was in the restroom with me when I scored.

1:18.5

And everybody kind of looked at me, the collective gas, so everybody held their breath.

1:23.1

And I was the slickest guy in the room that day because I looked around. I didn't drop it.

2:01.9

She collected the fireworks. I kept my tape. And then I sat down very promptly and made sure I still had my quarter, and I just sweated out the rest of the class. You have any idea? Do you remember what was on the mixtape? It was sublime, a mix of sublines. All right. Nice. How fitting. How fitting. Here, I'm going to give this to you, girl. give this to you, yes. I like it. Okay. What would have happened, do you think, had this teacher discovered the weed? Are you getting expelled or are you just getting suspended? I mean, obviously, your parents are going to find out and all that. But what do you think the penalty would have been? Well, I already had a reputation. I believe I went into that year.

2:04.5

I was already suspended for having weed the previous year.

2:09.2

So this was like the last week of school as well.

2:11.8

So it would have just been a repeat.

2:16.0

I would literally got suspended another year or maybe expelled this time.

2:16.9

I'm not 100%. All right. Yeah, I got expelled four expelled four times brother it's really not the end of the world dude

2:21.2

one weekend i was working 16 17 years old working in the radio station i don't know what

2:26.2

the hell i was running some syndicated show casey case and america top or something like that

2:29.7

right and the studio over is just blaring you know there's like two or three other part-timers there. It's like, I want to know what love is from foreigner. Okay. And love hurts from Nazareth. And I walked in there, I was like, Craig, I was like, what are you doing? Why are you? He's like, I'm making a mixtape, man. Oh, God, no. I was like, what are you making a mixt making a mix tape for he's like well my girl broke up with

2:51.9

me and we had some songs and it was just and i look come on man i looked at the outside of this

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