Thank you so much for listening to Suicide Buddies. Remember, these suicide jokes that we tell,

we do it because we are dark people that joke around about our own pain, and we hope that that'll

help you and make you laugh. It's not because we think people committing suicide is funny,

or that we take suicide lightly. So if you're dealing with suicidal thoughts,

please, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline right away.

The number is 1-800-273 talk.

They're always there.

They will hear you, and they know what you've been through.

So call if you need it.

Or reach out to people in your life or whoever.

There are resources. Feel better. Stay here with us on Earth. Glad you're alive. Or reach out to people in your life or whoever. There are resources.

Feel better.

Stay here with us on Earth.

Glad you're alive.

And thanks again for listening.

You know just what to do when I look at you you and I don't want to go. They call me on the phone and won't leave me alone when I don't want to go.

Good night, Vietnam.

Oh, yeah, like, good morning, Vietnam, but night instead.

Ooh.

You see what I do there?

Yeah.

Have you heard Bobcat Goldthwaite's bit about how he used to watch Robin Williams play Call of Duty?

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