All right, a week from Christmas, we try to screw around, have a little fun, mix in some of these

holiday blitzes. Normally, David, has a god-awful gift guide. Let's see what he's got in stocking today.

David, hit the music.

Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas. No, the answer is no. Jeez.

All right, so here's what we're going to do today.

It actually, Kenny, it actually sounds not bad.

Like, he sounds like a mall Santa.

Well, I'm fat, so it helps.

Again, well, Santa. There we go.

Unbelievable. You're not Santa. You're an imposter.

So let's go through this today. No gifts today.

But I want to go through some ideas of food.

What would you put on your dinner table for Christmas morning?

Let's start with a simple thing here because I'm thinking everyone but one would say yes.

And that's the roast turkey breasts.

Gross.

I'll stay out of this.

A Christmas morning for a turkey breast?

It's on the list.

I'm just asking you.

No, it's a Thanksgiving item once a year.

Turkey's rancid.

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