David Murphy

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 85 minutes

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David and Craig discuss Amsterdam, life on other planets, and germs. Check out my new Patreon for bonus content! http://patreon.com/craigconant/

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Police!
0:03.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred in progress in commosa beach.
0:08.0	Subject is 25 and appears the shit has been.
0:11.0	Get back here!
0:14.0	Hey, what's up? This is Community Service with Greg Conan.
0:19.0	That's me. I guess we're rolling. It's community service with Greg Conan.
0:22.7	That's me.
0:25.4	I guess we're rolling, man.
0:26.2	Dude.
0:28.6	Turn your phone on vibrate.
0:31.4	I don't want none of that distraction.
0:33.9	Bro, you need a case.
0:36.3	Yeah, it's pretty bad.
0:39.9	What's up with you no case in it? i had to come hers i came her slow because of my uh somebody hit the driver's side side mirror on my car so i think only had i'd
0:45.7	stay in the left lane the entire way here you hit you hit somebody hit somebody hit my mirror off
0:51.0	oh oh oh it's parked hey um hope it wasn't me we got a buzzing going on here
0:57.5	hey uh i've uh i've uh i've sideswipes so many cars
1:02.9	you're terrible no but you know most of time i was drunk
1:11.7	uh i've definitely done it in recent time sober.
1:15.0	I took, I sidestead, because these are narrow streets in West Hollywood.
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