Hello and welcome to Bible Stories. We are your hosts, Matt.

And my name's Todd. We are two friends slash bud, slash ministers, slash all things fun and cool. Hey, we're two guys who love the

stories of the Bible. We cannot wait to share this part two with you concerning David and

Bashiba. Matt, what's your favorite spaghetti sauce? Mine's Prego.

Uh, that, that, yep.

Speaking of Prego, today we're talking about Bathsheba's pregnancy, buddy.

What a slick introduction.

I've, I've been working on that for hours on end.

You've drunk so many cans of Prego.

Mm-hmm.

Bottles, cans?

Jars.

Either way.

We keep ours and Ziplocs.

You do.

Yep.

Quick recap, buddy.

This is a story, of course, about David and Bashsheba.

David was supposed to be at war.

This is wartime for Israel, my dude.

But he decided that he would rather chill at home instead.

You know, maybe watch some Netflix.

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