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Welcome to the Eric Mottaxe Show!

Did you know that Eric Worse dentures had abid in his family for generations?

It's true. They're discolored and disgusting.

But they have deep personal meaning for Eric so we asked you to respect that.

And now your host, Eric Mottaxe.

Yes, and my aunt, I had a great, great aunt that loved blueberry pie.

And every time I see my stained-in-sizer, I think of her.

Folks, this is an important show. We're not here to joke around, okay?

We have an important show. I have an important guest in the studio. His name is David Limbot.

David, I'm going to need to see some ID because a lot of people claim to be related to Rush Limbot.

And I'm not going to believe every time they can hear the walks in here.

Are you really a brother of his, a sibling of some kind?

Yes, but when I do go to these family reunions, these distant cousins come up and say,

I'm related to Rush. No, it's Rush. It's Rush.

I won't talk to about Rush.

I love the idea that even his own relatives can't say Rush.

Well, nobody's ever been named Rush before Rush.

But now, listen, are you younger or older than Rush?

You're younger.

Well, I was just going to say, how come you look so much healthier and younger than your brother?

It's because you're younger than he is.

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