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Fans of the show know we love Bud Light Seltzer and you know what we love more than Bud Light Seltzer when they sponsor the show.

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But now the show.

My first summer job, my first real summer job was working as first a bag boy.

That's not a majority of it. I was a boy and I bagged groceries.

A Hade a Country Farm Market, which shout out.

Shout out. Well, now I don't think any of a shout out to something that doesn't exist anymore.

It used to be on the post road in Westport. Shout out. That still exists.

And it was sort of like a precursor to Whole Foods. It was like a very fancy supermarket.

And so I started as a bag boy and then I moved to produce guys. So I got to learn whatever. That's not important.

What's the story? Here's the story. A lady. There was one homeless person who would come in and help themselves to free samples.

And I used to offer them other things and stuff and nothing that would have cost money.

But they were free to other people. And the manager of the store once kicked her out.

And I was so livid that I took off my apron and I quit and I stormed out.

And I ended up going back and writing a letter and saying, sorry.

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