In five, four, three.

What's up, my T-Y-S-O goblins?

It's your boy Rick and Divaya.

He got news for you.

I'm starting to sell merchandise.

That's right.

I'm talking t-shirts, bowling balls, beer cozy's,

wine coolers, baseball caps, gloves, and basketball.

All of them that say, take your shoes off

with Rick Glassman in my signature, take your shoes off,

font.

So I'll be setting that store up pretty soon.

I ordered a couple of pieces of test merchandise

because if you guys are going to buy my bowling balls,

I better use it and approve it first.

Now why don't we get on a business?

This week's guest is David Keckner.

You might know him as David Michael Keckner

if you're a reading his Wikipedia.

He's best known as Champ from Anchorman

and Todd Packer from the office.

If you don't know who Todd Packer is,

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