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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

David Cross

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Actor and comedian David Cross feels envious about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. David sits down with Conan to discuss his incredible career in comedy, being attacked by his audience, passing down cherished comedic influences through generations, and his new special I’m From the Future. Later, Sona looks back ruefully on her most recent temper tantrum. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0

Hi, my name is David Cross, and I feel envious about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:12.1

You're envious of me because I get to be your friend.

0:14.9

I'm envious of myself for getting to be your friend.

0:20.5

I got lost as well.

0:22.5

Follow me here and now, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose,

0:32.5

climb the fence, books and pens.

0:34.9

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:38.9

I can tell that we are going to be friends.

0:44.1

Hello there.

0:45.3

Welcome to...

0:46.3

What was that?

0:47.3

You don't like my hello there?

0:49.3

No, it was just the list of you.

0:50.5

I was doing all these bits before, like picking up a phone and pretending you were talking

0:54.7

somewhere and then all of a sudden you got serious.

0:56.9

Here's the problem.

0:57.9

Here's the...

0:58.9

And I'm explaining this because we're using this open.

1:01.2

But I don't you think we should, Goryly?

1:04.4

This is a...

1:05.4

Yes, I do.

1:06.4

Okay, so basically, they need to know we were screwing around, acting like fools, and then

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