This week's guest has spent a good amount of time

thinking out possible endgames for Donald Trump.

And I know there's a lot of speculation as to, you know,

how will Trump leave office, you know?

Will he serve out a full term?

Or will he be forced to resign in shame?

Or will he serve out two full terms? Or three or four at the rate we're going?

Or will he be arrested and sent a federal prison for treason?

Or will he die of a massive coronary on a golden toilet?

Or will he be assassinated by a group of caring nuns?

Or will he succumb to the polonium lace tea?

Or will he be ripped apart by four horses going in different directions in the town square,

as long as we're going to keep going back to medieval days.

Or will he be shot by a Nazi who travels through time to shoot Trump going,

you're making us look bad?

Or will that time-traveling Nazi be thwarted by a time-traveling Richard Nixon

who travels through time just past the Nazi so he can land there so when the Nazi shows up he can shoot the Nazi going please please for my sake let him live you know or or will he die of third-degree burns and shrapnel when the polygraph machine explodes or will he die of a perforated colon

when Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity

and Pierce Morgan and Devin Juniors and Paul Ryan

and Mitch McConnell and Paul Rand and all the Fox and pals

all try to mount him simultaneously?

We don't know.

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