Hey, everybody. Welcome back to the three questions. I'm your host, Andy Richter, and today I'm talking to my old pal David Cross. His new special, The End, of the beginning of the end, will be released on the 800-pound gorilla YouTube on April 7th. But it's also available right now on official davidcross.com, and so are his upcoming stand-up shows. Here's my conversation with my old friend David Cross.

In fairness to them, they had this massive list of stuff they wanted me to advertise.

And there was, I mean, 90, more than 90 percent.

I was like, I'm not going to do that.

Because they wanted a, to say, like a testimonial.

Like, I use it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. I love, you know, these pants. I do it here.

You know, I don't... I just said, no, I'm not going to... I can't do that. I can talk about it and I can...

Read the copy. But yeah, I can't say, I've used, uh you know i wear these pants all the time i just

i'm not going to do that so there were some that i liked but not enough yeah yeah like nine i think

i mean the ones that i do here i think i actually do i'm not i'm not yeah i'm not really lying

about anything you know i don't have a problem saying your sweaters are nice yeah i just have a problem saying i wear your, I'm not really lying about anything, you know. I don't have a problem saying your sweaters are nice.

Yeah. I just have a problem saying I wear your sweaters all the time.

And I don't, you know, it's whatever, it's my hang up, that I'm honest.

Are there any, are there any lies that you would tell or that you tell in show business that, you know, like, do you, or do you just really, are you really allergic to them across the board?

Meaning in what?

I don't know.

I mean, just like, because, well, because you can say, like, your sweaters are nice, but you might not know the sweaters are nice.

You know what I mean?

But you won't say I wear the sweaters because that's one step too far.

That's being dishonest.

Yes.

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