David Cross 2.0
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
David Cross takes his shoes off for the second time to talk about sports cards, Magic: The Gathering cards, and his new comedy special, THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END. Watch it here:
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | All right. |
| 0:02.0 | Woke up a little early. |
| 0:05.0 | Didn't shower. |
| 0:07.0 | Got some pizza stain on my sweatshirt. |
| 0:11.0 | Boy are my arms tired. |
| 0:14.0 | Let's get this thing started. |
| 0:16.0 | Scoot doo, blabby blue scoop deep. |
| 0:23.6 | Oh yeah! |
| 0:26.6 | Get to potty? |
| 0:27.6 | The dog. |
| 0:29.6 | You get to think of shit if you go there? |
| 0:32.6 | Okay. |
| 0:33.6 | Well, nothing's changed, huh? |
| 0:35.6 | What's that? |
| 0:36.6 | I said nothing's really changed. |
| 0:39.8 | It's all the same, man. |
| 0:42.0 | It's like when you go home to your parents' house and they still have all your Ray Finkel post or something. |
| 0:48.2 | You're very old school, but it's like, um... |
| 0:51.1 | What does that mean? |
| 0:52.0 | Uh, because when, like, uh, when a lady is there, you stand until she sits. |
| 0:56.1 | I feel like you were waiting for me. |
| 0:58.1 | Um, well, that's just the, uh, actually I learned that that's how, uh, oh, hello, please. |
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