David Cronenberg Friendship Bracelet (Pilot Season: Earth Final Conflict)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
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4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
When Captain Boone has the worst possible day at work, he’s offered a job by the aliens he doesn’t trust. But when his wife gets Final Destination‘d and his best friend lures him into the resistance, Boone calmly agrees to become a souped-up inside man. What’s the turn-around time on a custom headstone? Do surgeons ever take their tools home? Where was Eddy conceived? It’s the episode that didn’t make time for a breakdown.
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| 0:00.0 | My friends, the great experiment, the greatest trick, |
| 0:04.7 | head it, trick, trick, |
| 0:06.7 | did you look at that. |
| 0:08.7 | The greatest trick, trick. |
| 0:10.7 | Did you people, your old astronauts are some kind of Star Trek. |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome to Greatest Trek Pilot Season. |
| 0:22.6 | It's a new Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:25.0 | For the makers of the Greatest Generation, |
| 0:27.2 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:28.3 | I'm Adam Pranica. |
| 0:30.3 | Back in the warm embrace of Gene Roddenberry this time. |
| 0:34.0 | Bet that guy was a hugger. |
| 0:36.0 | A guy who hugs around the office, you know the kind. |
| 0:42.0 | I've always wanted to be hugged by a great big bird. Yeah, yeah I bet |
| 0:46.8 | those wings wrap around you twice. But I wanted to be hugged by a great big bird that had Carol Spinni inside of it not mmm yeah you know that one that's |
| 0:57.5 | flapping around the galaxy willy-nilly I mean the big bird hug hugs with wings and also neck yeah like kind of a boa constrictor |
| 1:05.5 | yeah are you saying you wanted to die in big birds arms tonight yeah it must have been something he said. |
| 1:14.0 | A big bird hug has got to be kind of unsatisfying though because one of the arms is an arm and the other is just a |
| 1:21.0 | floppy thing on a stick, right? |
| 1:24.0 | Or it's not, it's just like, it's just resting on Big Bird's belly, right? |
| 1:28.0 | The thing about hugs is, like, I'm not often using my barreary to feel around the other person's barity. |
| 1:35.0 | So like what you're describing and hugging Big Bird like I'm not I'm not hugging long enough. |
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