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Oh, is this your new, is this gonna be your vibe for it? It literally says so in the title.

And yes, obviously I'm Spencer Matthews. Obviously. Yeah. How many coffees have you had this

morning? I've had two double shots in the last. That's a bit wild for me now. Couple of

high-knockin zeros in the evening, couple of double espresso's in the morning, cats out the bag.

I haven't even had, actually I had like that tiny sip of champagne. I feel like I'm on a high

horse if not drinking. It's lovely up here. No, I'll probably fall off soon enough. I enjoy

being sanctimonious and kind of gazing down at the drunken folk like from the very hot

top of the high horse. Ben. And I literally gaze down while I trot through town.

It's been a while, so you can't, you can never look down on people and be sanctimonious about

their boozing because your boozing was so bad. Yeah, yeah. And you were such a wanker.

Speak away. Why are you talking into the mic? That Jesus crush so rookie.

So your mic is right up against your face to you, but it's just not as strong as yours.

No, it isn't. We're holding your mics by the way. Yeah, I'm doing, today I'm a Formula 1

presenter. I would love that job. Well, actually they did give it to someone who knows nothing about

Formula 1, so you do have a chance. Steve Votter's name again. Steve, I don't know, but he literally

knows nothing. Good look on Feller though. Nice to chat to as well. Well, Shman. He does look good

to be fair. He does look good. That's pretty much all that matters nowadays, looking good.

Like you don't actually know. No, but they have people that they need like David Cooltard and

and David Cooltard. Cooltard. Oh, by the way, yeah, it's what we're on the topic of David Cooltard

who I believe is actually called David Cooltard. He, he, he, Ireland is not. Well, his name is David

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