David Bowie Sucks

Your Favorite Band Sucks

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3.7 • 2.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

David Bowie is perhaps the most successful con artist of all time. You wanna hear about someone who got away with straight up grifting for like 50 years? Today we're talking about a guy who probably would have committed infanticide if someone told him it was the only way he could ever become famous. If you're imagining all the incredibly embarrassing and awful behavior one could expect from a person like that, buddy, it's worse. David Bowie sucks harder than it should even be possible to suck.

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0:00.0	[♪ INTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪
0:10.3	LESS PANTS!
0:12.7	TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND DINTS!
0:16.4	LESS PANTS!
0:18.0	DO NOT BE O' PANTS AND TAKE A MOVE!
0:20.8	I like this song.
0:22.1	Wait, hold on, make sure this says I'm VEDIA.
0:24.7	I'm VEDIA.
0:26.0	I do feel like this is gonna be an episode where
0:28.8	if you're listening to it, you should also check out our YouTube channel
0:32.8	because we uh... we came prepared.
0:35.9	If you want to get it in the spirit of this one,
0:38.8	put on your fanciest pair of sunglasses.
0:41.0	Everyone should wear sunglasses while listening this episode.
0:44.4	Inside, at night,
0:46.0	his David Boy was an asshole,
0:47.7	so we're gonna act like assholes too.
0:49.5	Wear sunglasses inside,
0:51.5	while in his dark.
0:52.7	If you're driving, listening to this podcast,
0:54.6	and it's nighttime,
0:56.0	no excuses.
	...

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