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Maybe you just give you this day in time. Michael malice here let that be your welcome for the next hour we have with us one of my favorite people

comic Dave Smith co-host of Legion of Scanks host a part of the problem both here at

Gas Digital Network, New Found Dad, which is very exciting.

It is.

At what point do you stop feeling comfortable leaving the house as a dad I don't know but I

haven't hit it yet okay I don't know when that no it's it's very uncomfortable I

like like triple lock the door when I leave yeah. I feel like I get paranoid like something

terrible has happened all the time. I'll get kind of relieved when Lauren will

send me a text and then I get worried something will happen to me, which is weird

which like I never gave a

shit about before like I took an Uber here and it's like real snowy on the

roads beautiful and I'm it is beautiful but I'm fucking coming down the

FDR and I'm like oh man if I just got in a car crash and got killed right now like who's going to take care of my family

Oh yeah yes my family

How's Big Jay gonna eat do you know how much Big Jay eats? Okay? There's a lot. An average amount.

That's right. But it is, it's like you weirdly, you, like I care about myself more because now I feel like I have this role to like

provide and protect it's not just like whatever what happens to me happens to me

I I I I obviously I'm not a dad and it's very hard you know if you've never

you're a parent to internet trolls everywhere they are they look up to you suckle at my teeth

it's hard to empathize with someone when you haven't have anything even close to it, right?

So like if you're trying to explain to someone who's never done a drug or had sex what it's like,

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