Dave Richard from CBS Sports.com Fantasy Football Guru.

Thank you for joining us, sir.

It is my pleasure, Fred.

How are you?

A little something called number one in my league.

Oh, my God.

You know what?

It's bizarre a world because usually this time of year, I'm the guy who's number one in my league.

And you're telling me that you're 0 and 2 and already out of it, and then you ask me for guys to pick up off waivers, and they're all taken already. And now you're the guy number one in your league, and I've had the worst luck. Like, I've run into the high score in like four of my leagues each of the last two weeks. Yeah. Yeah.

You set the best line up, and you put up 120 points,

and the guy that you're playing puts up 150,

and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it. Yeah, yeah.

There's nothing you can do about it except for be like me

and draft a real humdinger of a team.

I guess so.

You're the guru now.

Well, I'm always predicted to lose by the stupid app, and then I come in there and I shock the world.

Amir Abdullah, everyone said you're crazy. They're forcing the ball on him.

He might not be great yet.

You got Gallaudy, too?

No, that was, are you crazy? I can't pick anyone on my players.

That league is insane. Like, I went to the waiver thing to see if I could get them. And there was like 17 waiver pickups already. Same thing. I'm sitting tight because I know where it's at. All right. Is this the week, by the way, that a lot of the guys that have been underperforming, horses, if you will, like Levy on Bell, and I've had Brandon Cooks on my team as well, and he's been underperforming. Is this the week that some of these guys finally break through? You would hope so, certainly in the case of Leveon Bell, he's taken on the Bears. Their run defense was terrible last week against Jock Quiz Rogers.

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