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Jack, quick question for everybody. What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

Well, what time? Take a shower. I wake up about 18 times. I go pee. I do, too. That's the first thing. Being old. That's the first thing I do. Make coffee. When you're up for the day. Yeah, get up, go downstairs and make coffee. I go warm my car up. Okay. I go and see how many people rostered Joanne Johnson in their fantasy.

That is kind of funny.

Like when waivers runs, Dave, I think just something in my primordial brain,

because the waivers in my leagues run at like 305 a.m. Wednesday morning.

Like, I wake up at like 320 and then I check to see if I got the guys I wanted.

But I'm not even checking to see if I got the guys that I want because I do the exact same thing on Wednesday morning.

But I also do that when I'm getting up to pee at 2 a.m.

I went this morning that literally the first thing I did was checked out if people had been picking up John Johnson.

And the answer is no,

59% available still in CBS Sports Leagues, which means on Yahoo, ESPN Sleeper, he's widely

available. He's going to effectively be the number two target getter in New Orleans moving

forward. He's given you at least 10 PPR points each of his last

three games. This is a guy you can pick up off the waiver wire and start this week at

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